Alright, So im at one of my good freinds house, He was a huge Pill dealer supplying my town. He could get you anything and he was srtraight bankin. Hed get OC80's for 20 a pop and flip em for 60. He lived at his parents house in a suburban neighborhood. Me and him were chailling at his crib one night, Just bullshitten Sniffing OC's and smoking blunts and RooRs. He gets a call from a private number, He has em call back and he got pissed and is like "Quit fuckin callin on private numbers". So they call back on unblocked, And they needed a Ounce of dro and 20 80's. This was alot of money hed be making, We werent thinking straight and had him come by. So were chilling and theres a knock at the door. WWhen you walk into his front door there is a hallway to the right and about 8 steaps and his doors right there. I run up high as balls feeling great open up the door and i see 2 kids, One was tall and about 25, And the other was short and built aged about 20.
We go to my boys room and i go and sit on a chair at the oppisit end of the room, My boy hands them the ounce and says gimmi the doe, The tall kid checks out the buds, pulls out a nug and is like "Yo G****, YOur buds look like fucking tampons" my boy G is like "***** why you always talking shit bout my product? The kids like"Why? You aint gonna do nothin about it" My boy G turns around, Goes into his desk and pulls out a gun. Walks up to the dude puts the gun in his face and is just staring him in the eyes, They stare for like 15 seconds. Then my boy G is like "Alright, We just gonna take care of business, But you know i dont like when you dis my product..." He goes back, Puts the gun away, And walks to the dude and the next thing i know the tall dude grabs my boy G by his head and throws him on his bed. Gets ontop of him and starts Wailing on his face, The short big dude runs in and starts kicking him, Im like Oh my fucking god, And im just like im not letting G get robbed and i run up to the short dude and i Crack him in his face about 3 ttimes. He grabs me and throws me across the room.
I hit my head on G's Computer desk and I got knocked out, or nodded off or something cuz everything went black.Next thing i know I wake up to the fat dude ontop of me and hes fucking Choking me! Strangling me while I was knocked out. Alright pause for a sec. Who the fuck strangles an Unconscience person? i mean seriously. Back to the story:::I wake up to him choking me, And i couldent talk or breath, Everything started going white, I was getting choked to death. I somehow got enough strength to push the dude off me, I pushed him off me and i roll ontop of him and i pushed my arm ontop his throat and i look over at my boy G and see him still fighting with the tall dude on his bed. I then hear him screaming for his dad, I was then throwin off of the dude that choked me and he gets up, Runs over to the desk that the gun was in and takes it out!!! He runs over to me, im on my knees, trying to catch my breath back and calm down a little bit. This dude tackles me to the floor, Which knocked over my budds little table that had weed and a bong on it which broke.
Hes on me and has the gun in his hand. He puts it to my head... Pulls the trigger back... I close my eyes and ask god why this has to happen, My life flashed before my eyes. I start bawling crying, I hear a click... i open my eyes. The gun is still pointed at my face. It must have been empty. Next thing i know i hear pounding on the stairs me and the kid that was on me look up , Its G's Dad!!!!! Hes in his fucking whitey tighties, Straight up whitet tighties. He pulls em up a little bit, Grabs the kid that was on my boy G and puts him in a choke hold and pulls him back to the wall across from the bed. my boy stands up, Runs across the bed and starts WHAILING on the dudes face, Blood is everywhere. From my boys face, My face, And the tall dudes face whos face just got sucker punched. My boy G's dad Throws this dude out the door, I could hear his body smash agains the wooden stairs.
The kid who was on me is now standing with his hands up, And my boys dad rips this dude by his shirt, Puts this motherfucker in a chokehold and then I do the same thing my boy did to the tall guy... I run up Hit him three times with my right, Fcuked my knuckles up real bad, So i then sucker punched him in the jaw. Lights out, Blood everywhere. Then boom, Tossed out the door by my freinds dad...
We drag tehm up the road and leave em, Aint hears nothing since. This is all true. my boy G is clean from pills, He got raided last april. And hes trying to stay clean. Im trying to stay clean and me and him always chill still and rap.
This is my story, Got any questions feel free to ask. Oh By the way, I forgot to mention when they came in i could smeel alchohol/Vodka on them to. They were drunk as fuck.
EDIT: I WROTE A rap for you guys about it, Heres a rap i made for you guys:
me and gaf were hangin out, just chillin at his house, blowin down eightys ya you know what we about. we sparked up a dutch, and got high as fuck, but the ocs and trees just wasnt enough. gafs phone rang and the call was restricted, and what happened next we could have never predicted. he said stop over and come to the front, but dont waste my time ya better not stunt. they came to the door and he told me to get it, i let them dudes in and ill never forget it. we went downstairs and we pulled up some chairs, i had a bad feeling cause they were givin me stares... one dude was drunk and talked shit about the buds, gaf whipped out the gat and said what the fuck. you wanna talk shit you can talk to the clip, i dont play games bro im straight ligit. he said shoot me dead with the gun to his head, but he grabbed gaf quick and threw him on the bed. i tried to shout but couldnt open my mouth, cause the other one grabbed me and started chokin me out... let me know what you think so far i got some other shit to
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