Funny Stories About Kids in Fights

funny fight stories

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by CDDIDIT, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. CDDIDIT

    I can't stop laughing at this story. Like 2 weeks ago I geta call from my friend saying some collge kids jumped her 15 year old brother. So apparently they go to the same cc as us. The plan was to run up in there apartment on the 23rd and steal all there gifts like the grinch and slap'em up a little. Needless to say we procrastinated and it didn't happen. So it turns out on Friday there was this guy at the party who had the same name as the guy who beat up her brother. So she starts asking him what school he goes too and she is an intimidating person so he starts stuttering. While he is stuttering her friend hops up off the couch and superman punches the dude in the jaw. They beat him up. Come to find out it wasn't the right guy. I can't stop laughing because this guy got beat up by two girls in front of the whole party for no reason
  2. Socotra

    Stupid people.

    I remember not too long ago, these two guys that think they're the shit. (they rob people for income, and then act like kingpins)
    They started asking for my girlfriends number, and I told them, no, im going out with her.
    So they start talking shit, saying im trying to wipe her up and shit. And one of them calls me a pussy, so I ran across my yard and started hitting him through the car window, then we squared up for a few minutes, and he quit, and offered to shake my hand, I told him to fuck off and right when I walked away, he hit me in the lip. (I wasn't looking)
    Yeah, I haven't seen either of them since.

  3. Zr-01stamg

    One time a long time ago at my friends JR high two retards(not meant to be offensive) were having a your mom joke war in a sense. Well after about fourty seconds of them getting angrier and angrier the bigger one grabs his back pack and bitch slaps the other. The other then kicks him in the balls. I couldn't help but laugh.

    Another one was my friend went out to fight a kid who supposedly was a black belt that we should be afraid of. My friend kicked him in the head picked him up and actually threw his ass onto the ground wwe style. The kid cried for 20 minutes lol

  4. Viben

    At a party about a year ago a some drunken-meathead-cocky-douche comes up to me. He was just picking a fight to show off to his buddies and his girl. Well I'm not as big as he is, so he starts talking shit to me. I'm like wtf? I walk away and keep my cool.
    He starts touching me and disrespecting my space, and I made that clear to him.
    I start walking away again. He spits on me and I turn around and get swung at right as I turn around blindside. I get dazed and stumble backwards and feel the blood drip down my face. It was a nasty gash. My buddy stands guard incase he decides to come after me.

    history - I trained MMA for 2 years, and been boxing since I was 12, and wrestled 152 in HS.

    I 2leg tackle the kid and pummel him. I got pulled off him, and never looked back. I have no clue what injuries he suffered, but I was mounted on him for about 20 seconds flurry.

    Anyway, I thought that was funny and I laugh about it whenever I tell people the story because that kid got embarrassed lol.

    Another story is at a party not so long ago my buddy (not that big and has only 1 fight under his belt) was hitting on a girl and scrawny kid comes up and spits the lamest game at her. He looks at my buddy and says "Fuck You." My buddy just says "what" as he turns his ear towards the kid lol. Anyway, I was watching as we were smoking a bowl, and I walk up to the kid and tell him lets settle this outside.
    Well we walk out the front door, talk some shit lol, I square up, next thing we know this kid runs to his Range Rover fully payed by his parents, and dips lmao. We didn't even bother following the kid, it was just too sad.

  5. FortyTillFive

    FortyTillFive Registered User

    I once saw a drunk guy who had a foot and about 50 pounds on one of my friends, pick a fight with him. The dude tries to spinning back fist him, my boy just ducks and slams him in the face with a right hook and the guy just dropped. He was so embarrassed to get rocked by a 16 year old.
  6. filthymcnasty

    filthymcnasty chill bro chill

    how did he hit you in the lip if you weren't looking?I'm callin BS, shenanigans, w/e on this one
  7. Rotten_Apple

    alright this fight was about two years ago.
    i was at a party and i was sitting at the kitchen table with my friends luke, mikey, and ian. we were having some drinks, just enjoying our drunken selves. and at some point these two guys came into the kitchen drunk as fuck, being douche bags. whatever right? well they started talking to us. their names are jake and steve.
    we just started talking about god knows what and then somehow jake brought up he was sleeping in this one bedroom. well i already called the bed in that room and he just started flipping out. and i told him that if he takes that bed tonight, i was going to kick his ass. haha
    well jake walks up to me, getting in my face. so i stand up. i tell him to bak the fuck up. and i shove him into the fridge.
    right when i did that jake's friend steve pushes me from the side and into a counter. as that happened, my buddy ian grabs steve, bangs his head on a counter, got him in a head lock and just was repeatedly decking the fucker in the face.
    while this was happening i grabbed jake by the shirt, swung him into the kitchen table and he decked me in the eye.
    i then just threw him back and all at the same time my buddy luke grabs jake by the neck, holding him in place, mikey (whose behind jake) starts decking him in the back of the head. and im right in front of the kid punching him repeatedly in the eye until he fell to the ground.

    this whole fight lasted about 10-15 seconds.

    now with jake on the ground passed out, i turn to see ian struggling with steve. i then see steve grab a nearby handle of captain morgan (wanting to smash it against ian's head) so i quickly grab the bottle. pryed it from the fuckers hands. and then ian finally kept decking him in the face until he soon after fell to the ground.

    bout 5 seconds after that the whole party rushes to the kitchen seeing two kids on the ground and my friends and i kicking them hahaha

    sry for the long read

  8. Gerald92

    got 2-

    ok so this 1 is sort of freaky. so in 8th grade, there was this kid Seth. this kid was semi retarded, but like functional just really aggressive. plus he was huge. so this kid goes up to this also big but not as thick 7th grade kid, i think his name was chris maybe. so seth apparently is kind of egging chris on, and touches him. chris is like "dont touch me fool!" and hits seth right above the eye HARD. so seth gets up and you just see this fool fuckin SNAP. he literally yells "AHHH" and runs and tackles chris to the ground. so they are rolling around on the ground punching, seth is sorta winning but its no huge deal. so finally, i guess it got broken up or stopped, but seth like just walks away. and chris is like "fuck, look at what that bitch did to me" and he lifts up his shirt and seth had literally bitten a huge ass chunk out of chris stomach. was fuckin disgusting/insane.

    ok so this happened when i was a frosh in hs, these kids might have been like juniors. so anyways, at my hs, they have a "zero tolerance" policy, where you usually get kicked out after 1 fight. so anyways, these two persians are goin at it, no biggie. so it gets broken up, and one of them literally sprints out of the school and is like "fuck im gonna get expelled!!!". its like dude, you are just gonna get in more trouble for running out of the school, chill haha.

  9. Cali Smokes

    Some guy at a party poured beer all over my girl because she didnt want to give him her number, so I tell him to clean that shit up and apologize and he spits on me ! Punched him right in his dome causing him to fall on his ass. He started to get up then just sat back down head in his arms saying "fuck" multiple times then eventually got up and left. The whole party was just staring at him for like 10 min wondering what he was doing. Turns out I broke his front teeth lmao.

    I usually never actually fight the person Im going to fight because they always back down.

    I wouldnt want to fight me either though haha.

  10. sirbrandon101

    I was in class freshman year of hs. A junior randomly comes walking into the class and goes up to the kid sitting right in front of me. He just stares at him and says "GET THE FUCK UP" and then they just start bangin right there in class. One of them pushed the other one and he fell on the teacher's table and knocked the overhead projector off and it broke. Then the guy who came in just walked out haha. The teacher was screaming the whole time and then she started crying.

    *the two guys had beef about something but I never found out exactly what it was about.

  11. Viben


    Call whatever you want lol.
  12. filthymcnasty

    filthymcnasty chill bro chill

  13. The dOt

    I was in 9th grade and we were at some assembly for school and this douchebag was in front of me being loud and obnioxous and shit trying to be funny. And I just got sick of it so i was like "yo dude SHUT THE FUCK UP" and he goes "what did you say ill kick your ass meet me after school by these woods right out side our school. So i go there and we end up not really even fighting UNTIL my friend PUSHES me into this kid and he was turned around so he thot that i pushed him. Well the shit hit the fan. He started to fuckin choke me so i was like WTF who chokes people and I have been wrestling since i was 4 so instantly that took over. Chopped him arms down he swung at me i ducked and then shot a high double leg if ne of you know what that is. And we both go onto the ground. I hit him a couple times on the ground let him up and then just fucking nail him in the temple. OUT COLD.

    Later learned i broke the kids glasses and he couldnt see out of his eye for about 2 weeks. Fuckin douchebag

  14. Zr-01stamg

    Ok so i had one that has some history behind it. one day me and my friend were walking to maverick with our skateboards. A SUV rolls up behind us tries to run me over. So i hit the car with my board. They go by again try same thing so we ran to this house knocked. Old man came out with a shot gun pointed at em and told em to GTFO. He told us we were free to come say hello anyday.

    Soo next day i get in my algebra 2 class and a kid i hated in front of me says something along the lines of o do you live on BLANK street (where they tried to run us over). I say no and he goes o nvm. So i keep asking why he thought i lived there. I finally get tired of him not admitting to it so i get up and slam his face as hard as i can into his desk he falls out i kick him twice sit back in my chair. Now we had these two fat mexican gangster brothers who were hilarious in their and they gave this kid shit for two years after.

  15. Bob Mullet

    Bob Mullet Party Aficionado

    I got jumped by 3 random dudes at a party once.. they were talking shit to one of my friends and this black dude grabbed his arm and i pulled it away, he popped me in the cheek and just started swingin so i hugged him and then he slowed up i stepped back popped him once in the jaw and he just fell.
    then this like 6 foot dude just hit me in the back of the head i fell and his other homeboy jumped in on it.. they wouldnt let me up and were just kicking me (we were in a small ass kitchen) eventually my buddy comes running in right as these dudes left. crazy night

    and also on there way out they pushed some dude through a glass door which caused the cops to come and everyone split.
    not to mention a shitload of drama was caused

  16. stupidstoner

    stupidstoner everything is legit

    my friend was singing this song on the radio while we waited for our other friend to come outta walmart. so this guy comes up and gets pissed cause the song was the one he got dumped to apparently, by his girlfriend of like 5 years and he starts hitting the truck and my friend just slams his door into the guy and he gets even more enraged and charges again. and the door says hi again.

    he did this 5 more times, than walked off. it was funny

  17. WakkyTabbaky

    Alright, So im at one of my good freinds house, He was a huge Pill dealer supplying my town. He could get you anything and he was srtraight bankin. Hed get OC80's for 20 a pop and flip em for 60. He lived at his parents house in a suburban neighborhood. Me and him were chailling at his crib one night, Just bullshitten Sniffing OC's and smoking blunts and RooRs. He gets a call from a private number, He has em call back and he got pissed and is like "Quit fuckin callin on private numbers". So they call back on unblocked, And they needed a Ounce of dro and 20 80's. This was alot of money hed be making, We werent thinking straight and had him come by. So were chilling and theres a knock at the door. WWhen you walk into his front door there is a hallway to the right and about 8 steaps and his doors right there.

    I run up high as balls feeling great open up the door and i see 2 kids, One was tall and about 25, And the other was short and built aged about 20.
    We go to my boys room and i go and sit on a chair at the oppisit end of the room, My boy hands them the ounce and says gimmi the doe, The tall kid checks out the buds, pulls out a nug and is like "Yo G****, YOur buds look like fucking tampons" my boy G is like "***** why you always talking shit bout my product? The kids like"Why? You aint gonna do nothin about it" My boy G turns around, Goes into his desk and pulls out a gun. Walks up to the dude puts the gun in his face and is just staring him in the eyes, They stare for like 15 seconds. Then my boy G is like "Alright, We just gonna take care of business, But you know i dont like when you dis my product..." He goes back, Puts the gun away, And walks to the dude and the next thing i know the tall dude grabs my boy G by his head and throws him on his bed. Gets ontop of him and starts Wailing on his face, The short big dude runs in and starts kicking him, Im like Oh my fucking god, And im just like im not letting G get robbed and i run up to the short dude and i Crack him in his face about 3 ttimes. He grabs me and throws me across the room.

    I hit my head on G's Computer desk and I got knocked out, or nodded off or something cuz everything went black.Next thing i know I wake up to the fat dude ontop of me and hes fucking Choking me! Strangling me while I was knocked out. Alright pause for a sec. Who the fuck strangles an Unconscience person? i mean seriously. Back to the story:::I wake up to him choking me, And i couldent talk or breath, Everything started going white, I was getting choked to death. I somehow got enough strength to push the dude off me, I pushed him off me and i roll ontop of him and i pushed my arm ontop his throat and i look over at my boy G and see him still fighting with the tall dude on his bed. I then hear him screaming for his dad, I was then throwin off of the dude that choked me and he gets up, Runs over to the desk that the gun was in and takes it out!!! He runs over to me, im on my knees, trying to catch my breath back and calm down a little bit. This dude tackles me to the floor, Which knocked over my budds little table that had weed and a bong on it which broke.

    Hes on me and has the gun in his hand. He puts it to my head... Pulls the trigger back... I close my eyes and ask god why this has to happen, My life flashed before my eyes. I start bawling crying, I hear a click... i open my eyes. The gun is still pointed at my face. It must have been empty. Next thing i know i hear pounding on the stairs me and the kid that was on me look up , Its G's Dad!!!!! Hes in his fucking whitey tighties, Straight up whitet tighties. He pulls em up a little bit, Grabs the kid that was on my boy G and puts him in a choke hold and pulls him back to the wall across from the bed. my boy stands up, Runs across the bed and starts WHAILING on the dudes face, Blood is everywhere. From my boys face, My face, And the tall dudes face whos face just got sucker punched. My boy G's dad Throws this dude out the door, I could hear his body smash agains the wooden stairs.

    The kid who was on me is now standing with his hands up, And my boys dad rips this dude by his shirt, Puts this motherfucker in a chokehold and then I do the same thing my boy did to the tall guy... I run up Hit him three times with my right, Fcuked my knuckles up real bad, So i then sucker punched him in the jaw. Lights out, Blood everywhere. Then boom, Tossed out the door by my freinds dad...
    We drag tehm up the road and leave em, Aint hears nothing since. This is all true. my boy G is clean from pills, He got raided last april. And hes trying to stay clean. Im trying to stay clean and me and him always chill still and rap.
    This is my story, Got any questions feel free to ask. Oh By the way, I forgot to mention when they came in i could smeel alchohol/Vodka on them to. They were drunk as fuck.

    EDIT: I WROTE A rap for you guys about it, Heres a rap i made for you guys:
    me and gaf were hangin out, just chillin at his house, blowin down eightys ya you know what we about. we sparked up a dutch, and got high as fuck, but the ocs and trees just wasnt enough. gafs phone rang and the call was restricted, and what happened next we could have never predicted. he said stop over and come to the front, but dont waste my time ya better not stunt. they came to the door and he told me to get it, i let them dudes in and ill never forget it. we went downstairs and we pulled up some chairs, i had a bad feeling cause they were givin me stares... one dude was drunk and talked shit about the buds, gaf whipped out the gat and said what the fuck. you wanna talk shit you can talk to the clip, i dont play games bro im straight ligit. he said shoot me dead with the gun to his head, but he grabbed gaf quick and threw him on the bed. i tried to shout but couldnt open my mouth, cause the other one grabbed me and started chokin me out... let me know what you think so far i got some other shit to

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